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Velcro Mary

 

 

Big B: High Class White Trash
[Suburban Noize]

Straight outta Vegas dis be some hype shiznit. Homeboy Big B definitely be up on some wanksta type shit. He tryin' to front like he don't care bout no platinum chain and the money (he) made" but when mofuckas look at the whitewall Cadillac that nigga be pushin', then you know he a lie. He got the bling for white folks: tattoos. He know that black peoples can't get no colorful ink work done on they shit cos dems ain't got that pretty pink skin. ANYWAYS, dis mofucka is triflin', especially when he gets help from his peeps in Kottonmouth Kings for "Half-Empty" and "Fuck or Fight." That shit be so wack !!!

Straight up Kottonmouth Kids and Big B exist only for 13-year-old Mexican boys when they are in the beginning stages of growing that macho mustache. Word, if you weigh 105 pounds, and you wear black t-shirts that are size XL, you should bump Big B's Nevada-lovin until you are old enough to have that mustache. After that, you can listen Conjunta Primavera, but until then, you get to chill with this fat fucker with bad ink choices and his sorry-ass music. This fool thinks that cell phone messages from your belligerent drunk-dialing friends make for good interludes on rap CDs. Fuck man, if you are gonna rap about loving on Alize, you are a pure-bred rump ranger and need to get your tender asshole pounded on when you are in the clink.

Buy this record, and you officially suck donkey dick for life.

-Nessim Halioua
4/26/04

This album can be purchased at Amazon and Insound

Suburban Noize Records

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